Sunday, December 16, 2007

Hot Mess, In Syrup

Check out the new Britney video for "Piece of Me". While not abjectly horrible, Brit lumbers along sluggishly as she did at the VMAs and in the Gimme More video. A stretch to call it choreography, the dance moves consist largely of Brit tossing her weave around and pouting, as though the director was just so grateful she showed up and sat for hair and makeup he decided not to push his luck by asking her to do anything except stand around and sway a bit.

Ah, to return to the days of Slave 4 U.

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