What Does Crazy Look Like?

I used to think it looked like this:



Happily married. Not gay! Before Liza started beating him in drunken rages and what have you.

But this! This takes the crazy cake:



Here's David again, not married and still--not gay! And also not the victim of plastic surgeries performed by a blindfolded, one armed chimpanzee. And also not styled by Vanilla Ice.