Thursday, October 01, 2009

Professional Critic Rounds It Up

What it is reader!

A round up of the most important news of the day.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. On? Off? Rhianna? Yes? No? Can I please get a straight answer?

I'm sort of excited to see Whip It!

There are so many new crappy shows this fall! Avoid especially: Eastwick, Trauma. Epic suck. But Glee is pretty awesome.

Kate Harding reminds us that Roman Polanski raped a child. With people (including, yes, Woody Allen) falling all over themselves in their codependence to protect Polanski from the consequences of his own assholic actions, I think they do need to be reminded.

Baby pygmy hippos are so fucking cute:

I guess David Letterman had affairs with some of his staffers, then was the victim of an extortion plot. Can't muster up any feeling about this.

This is Banned Books Week. Celebrate your freedom to read by picking up one of the most challenged books in the US.


Jenn said...

I just want to sit at your feet and sip unfrozen vodka and chocolate milk while you tick off your excellent lists. David Letterman and affairs? WHA?

And of course the JT/Jessica thing crumbled BECAUSE OF ME, so, you know. I was in on that.

Professional Critic said...

OMG, I didn't know! You saucy minx, you. So it's true--they're over??

Anonymous said...

I would totally have sex with david letterman. can anyone tell me why peoplt think Justin T is hot? I think he is kind of gross, you have to go play the link i posted on fb. i died laughing.

Professional Critic said...

Huh. I don't think I am that interested in having sex with David Letterman or Justin Timberlake. But I don't think he's gross, more that he's cute in a little boy way. That video was great .."time is going by really really slowly ..."

Anonymous said...

"I think I'm dead". and the snort by the co-anchor, omg i don't think i have ever laughed so hard