Wednesday Round-Up

Well, at least she's more honest than her mom. Bristol Palin, in an interview with Greta Van Sustern, admitted that abstinence isn't realistic. Duh.

Hoo boy, remember way back when we posted about the Vermont Country Store, shiller of old school everything? They've expanded their inventory to include cock rings and vibrators. Even better, when they were flooded with outraged letters (those in most need of cock rings and a vibrators btw), the owner's son had this to say: "It turns out they wanted these products, and they spoke with their wallets." You can see their frankly impressive selection of vibrators here. And no, it's not just the lame battery operated kind.

But wait, reader, what? They also carry a product called Oooh! That's It!, 'G spot gel.' The box crows, "With the find it guide, inside!" I'm dying of laughter and need to know if this is for real. Unfortunately I could not find Ooooh! That's It! at either Babeland or Good Vibrations so I have a feeling it may not be all it's cracked up to be on the box.

Salma Hayek married that guy. Huh.

What's sexier than one Scottish accent? Two, especially if they belong to Shirley Manson of Garbage and Craig Ferguson.

California is busted-ass broke.

This tattoo made me laugh so hard.