In case you're wondering, here's my Christmas wishlist. Items are chosen based on their practicality and affordability.
1. Since I've become too stupid to know when I should have a glass of water, the HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle will tell me when, no doubt saving me from an agonizing death by dehydration. At $29.95, can you afford not to have this?
2. Because it's also way too hard to pick up a pen and make a grocery list with my God-given opposable thumbs, I will also be needing a Voice-Activated Grocery List for $149.95
3. I thought the pepper mill I had ($12 for the set at TJ Maxx) was okay, but as soon as I saw the Peugot Electric Pepper Mill which features "peppercorn-channeling grooves," I knew I needed to upgrade. This one also has a light to eliminate shadows, a pepper grinding problem I never realized I had until I read this, one I'm only too happy to solve for $99.
4. Though I was initially upset when no one bought me the Cornufe stove I coveted in these pages earlier this year, I'm glad I waited because it now comes in red. This will match the pair of $3 Target pot holders I recently bought. Although I accidentally set one of them on fire so now I only have one, this purchase still makes all kinds of sense. It practically pays for itself at $8000 (plus $1300 for shipping), but since it cannot be gift-wrapped, you'll need to come to my house to put a bow on it. And actually, since this stove is bigger than my entire kitchen, you'll be needing to get me a bigger place as well, but that's what they mean by the holiday spirit, isn't it?
Happy Shopping!
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